The cannibalistic welcome at Smiley's! |
A brief primer: there are 2 primary differences
between the Eastern and Western Carolina moieties. 1) Eastern style is usually (certainly not
always) made from whole hogs, which are finely chopped into a smoky, slightly
crunchy mix. Western style uses only
shoulder, and tends to have less weird bits in it - but it also features what
is called “outside brown,” the caramelized bit of meat on the outside of the
well-smoked shoulders (slightly resembling burnt-ends of brisket for you KC
types and Trillin aficionados). 2) the REAL difference, the impermeable divide
twixt East and West, is the sauce.
Eastern style sauce is plain.
It’s usually nothing more than cider vinegar and pepper, sometimes a lot
of pepper, sometimes red and black pepper, every so often some sugar. But
that’s IT. Western style contains the
either dreaded or beloved touch of ketchup, just enough to thicken the sauce
(not make it gloppy, but think of the difference between vinegar and a
vinaigrette) and add a tomato-y sweetness.
For Westerners, the sauce balances out the smokiness of the pork. For
Easterners, it buries the pure flavor of pig under the cover of, well
KETCHUP! I’m not an indigenous Tar Heel,
and I have no dog in the fight, so I’m happy to endorse either version.
My first trip was on a Sunday afternoon, which
left me with exactly one option: Smiley’s, the only barbecue establishment open
on Sundays in Lexington.
Curb service at Smiley's! |
There are always a handful of folks in their
Sunday best, fresh from their weekly worship. And a sizable crew that looks like they haven’t slept since they
started tearing it up on a dirt oval track on Friday night that featured
many a jar of ‘shine. Saints and sinners,
one side looking out for the other, all setting down to a Sunday dinner of ‘cue. This was certainly the scene at Smiley’s last Sunday.
As I seated myself at the table, my waitress
handed me my menu and noted “We have chicken today.” Which I took as a pretty good indication that
I better get some. Indeed, Smiley’s is
celebrated for its smoky bbq chicken, as much as its pig, and it is our good
fortune that they offer a combination plate.
A quarter chicken and a nice portion of ‘cue, with two sides. In my case,
that meant the de riguer bbq slaw – a concoction of chopped cabbage dressed
with that tangy, tomato-y sauce – as well as a mess of fried okra. Where there is meat, there must be bread, and
so you can get corn sticks, dinner rolls, or these highly enticing hush puppies.
As you can see, I am happy to recommend
Smiley’s . . .
Let me add that the chicken is not to be scoffed at, which is a
rarity in a barbecue joint. Chicken
tends to dry out when subjected to the same treatment as a collagen-laden pork
shoulder, but not Smiley’s. How they do it, I couldn’t tell you, but that
shouldn’t stop you from eating your fill of it.
Fast-forward one week to the return trip to
Lexington. This time, I headed home and
in a bit more of a hurry, so I didn’t stop for a leisurely lunch. But I did make
sure to hit up two establishments to sample their wares. First, the Barbecue
Center. More or less in downtown Lexington, the Center features a lovely diner
banquet that almost demands that you order a slice of pie..
Alas, no pie for me, just a chopped sandwich and a pound of bbq to go
Then I make my
way over to what may be the single-most celebrated spot in the Carolinas:
Lexington Barbecue #1.
As you can see it
is HOPPING on a steamy, summer, Piedmont Saturday. As it should be, because
this is food you want to partake of whenever the opportunity presents itself. I am surely not the lone pilgrim to this
heaping barn of an eatery, loads of folks passing through, or near – or far –
from Lexington have descended on #1 to indulge.
Where they put the flavor in that pork at #1 |
So how does it all taste?? Here you have some
highly representative sandwiches. The Center’s wrapped in foil, #1 in butcher
paper. You can really see the red slaw
in the Center’s offering – but what is most notable about their ‘cue is how
moist it is.
Drippy, in fact. The juices
dribble to your elbows as you gobble down the meat on a bun. This isn’t a bad thing in a ‘cue. It keeps
the flavor well distributed, as that drippy juice is mostly, yeah you guessed
it, viscous pork fat. (It might interest
kind readers to note that I prepared for this bbq indulgence by going vegan for
6 days in between chopped pork! Maybe that gets me off the hook a bit).
The sandwich from #1, though, that is another
thing. Yes, it’s moist, but the
flavor. Wow. It is a solid punch in the
mouth of smoky, piggy boldness. It is as
good as any sandwich I’ve had on this dialectical peregrination, robust and
delicate at once, rich but never cloying.
There’s a reason this parking lot is so jammed, and it ain’t the hype,
it’s that pig.
The Leavings. |
That’s it.
There is loads more bbq to be had in NC, but this is a very
representative selection. Then again,
there are myriad styles yet to be toured, the ribs of Memphis, the briskets of
Texas and KC, the rib tips of Chicago (I had a fair number of THOSE in the
course of 8 years). These journeys shall
have to wait. I am still full.